Something tells me 2020 is going to be a good year. Brexit appears to be moving in the right direction, the property market is stable and the City seems to be chugging away without any real cause for concern.

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I have had a love hate relationship with alcohol over the years. I’ve commented many times before, that almost all the trouble I’ve ever been in has been the result of consuming too much alcohol. It has the potential to turn a seemingly respectable person into a moronic fuckwit